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Fucked Either Way Jeans

Fucked Either Way Jeans

About the art: I’m a 3rd generation pastor's kid: my great-grandfather, grandfather, and father were all protestant Christian (similar to Baptist) ministers. As a closeted gay child, I struggled with my sexuality but knew it wasn't something I could control - my sexuality did not make me a bad person like the Bible says. It got me thinking about where we all end up - The good book tells us that Christians will go to Heaven to worship god for eternity, while the unfaithful will burn in hell before having their souls thrown into the lake of fire and cease to exist. I chose to represent these Biblical tellings by showing a man sucking Jesus's dick... the ultimate orgasmic praise while on the other leg the devil is having anal sex with another man who is clearly in pain. The goal is to demonstrate that no matter where we go when we die, we're getting fucked either way. Only hell has an end... and doesn't taste like musky carpenter dick.

Color: light blue wash

The canvas: printed on pre-loved pair of Levi’s denim that have been washed and carefully inspected to ensure the jeans are in pristine warren condition. 

✔️ Designed and manufactured in Chicago

✔️ Sustainably sourced - created from discarded garments 

✔️ Employed young artist at fair living wage


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*Please take detailed look at measurements and fit as we use pre-loved denim and no two pairs are alike * - reference Levi’s fit guide HERE

Care instructions: machine wash and dry on low heat, hang dry suggested - our canvases fade and shrink like any other jean when heated.

*Image depicts design sample, each wearable art piece is one of a kind and varies slightly in design, jean wash, and cut *


Estimated delivery 3-5 business days

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